my hobbies include eating and complaining that i’m getting fat
I’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.
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do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song
I’ve made a mistake
give me 4 years ill be hot
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
*dramatically falls down on my bed after a long day of sitting on the couch*
|—||Samuel Beckett, Worstward Ho (1983)|
It has ended for me
and began again in the morning.
|—||Nayyirah Waheed (via daughterofgollum)|
my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.
My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.
this is my favorite post on tumblr currently
god who fucking cares. who fucking cares. who fucking cares. everyone stop being offended and mad over the smallest shit ever. ask urself who the fuck fucking cares
The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them
my parents eloped when my mother was 19 and this is a picture of her on their wedding night and it’s literally my favorite picture that exists of anyone, ever.